` secret shit of mine

"I am nothing more than I could have ever been."

pirouettesintopurgatory:

todayiwrotenothing:

I don’t know about other English-speaking cultures, but in Britain thick means dim, slow, a bit stupid. So I quite like the fact that the video for Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines features his surname as a hashtag in giant red letters. It’s like he’s misspelling an insult to himself. Flashing up #THICKE on the screen, he might as well include #STUPIDE #MORONE #IDIOTE #BRAINLESSE WANKERE

I READ ALL OVER THOSE WORDS IN A FRENCH ACCENT

"If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”"

Kendra Wells (via belle-de-nuit)

Well this is fucking surreal

(via misandryad)

"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

cornfuse:

cornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

theroyalorphans:

roy-ality:

best part.

#’hermione just stole all our shit’ is basically the entire harry potter series from a teachers perspective

-jenjam:

"Yes, my lord!" 

stunningpicture:

I rendered Milo Manara’s Spider-Woman pose in 3D.

zackisontumblr:

if you want to challenge yourself just listen to every song on your ipod without skipping any

badsciencejokes:

The formula for the perfect tan.

aconsultingdetective:

Gratuitous Sherlock GIFs

Sherlock’s reactions to Vicky’s answers.